Musk Vandalizes Sex Scandal Space Bro Bezos’ Mooncraft ‘Blue Balls’

By CCN: Elon Musk has just proved to Jeff Bezos that being the world’s richest man doesn’t offer immunity against below-the-belt jokes. This was …

By CCN: Elon Musk has just proved to Jeff Bezos that being the world’s richest man doesn’t offer immunity against below-the-belt jokes. This was demonstrated on Twitter after the Amazon founder and CEO, as well as the founder of space firm Blue Origins, launched a mock-up of a new mooncraft designed to ferry humans and equipment to the lunar surface by 2024.

In the tweet, Musk demonstrated that while the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission recently limited what he can communicate on social media, it certainly hasn’t castrated his ability to tell lewd jokes.

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In the tweet fired off on Thursday evening, the Tesla boss as well as CEO of space exploration firm SpaceX edited an image on the Blue Origins’ mooncraft known as Blue Moon effectively changing the name to Blue Balls. To cap it off, Musk advised Bezos to ‘stop teasing’.

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Elon Musk calls Jeff Bezos’ spacecraft ‘Blue Balls’ | Source: Twitter

Bezos was recently embroiled in a sex scandal. This was after an extra-marital affair with a TV star was reported by the National Enquirer. There were various twists and turns as the scandal unraveled including the tabloid’s failed attempt to publish nudes of Bezos. The Amazon CEO and his wife of 24 years are currently in the process of divorce.

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This is not the first time that Musk is taking shots at Bezos. Early last month Musk branded Bezos a ‘copycat’ on Twitter. This was after Amazon announced it was sending satellites into low earth orbit to provide broadband to underserved areas. Fourteen months earlier, SpaceX had launched its own version of internet satellites via its Falcon 9 rocket.

.@JeffBezos copy 🐈

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 9, 2019

Though SpaceX has dominated the public eye for the past two decades, Blue Origins is nearly two years older. SpaceX was started on May 6, 2002 while Blue Origins was founded on September 8, 2000.

Bad Bile or Just Regular Tech Bro Rivalry?

Musk has also at times tried to play the contempt card whenever the topic of Bezos is brought up. In October 2017 during a BBC interview, Musk didn’t sound too thrilled to be told he was competing with Bezos. When told ‘you are competing with the likes of Jeff Bezos’ in the space sector, Musk retorted ‘Jeff Who?’

Elon Musk – Not Your Regular Detroit Car CEO

As an entrepreneur and business head, Musk has regularly demonstrated he doesn’t take himself too seriously. A case in point is farting sounds software update that Tesla rolled out late last year. It would be inconceivable to imagine traditional carmaker CEO in Detroit spending company resources on such a feature and going on to publicize it.

To air is human https://t.co/bnDdnw2ydT

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 12, 2019

The farting sounds had all the hallmarks of Musk’s in-jokes as their names betrayed. One of the names given to the fart sounds include Short Shorts Ripper. This was possibly in reference to Tesla short sellers, a group Elon Musk has declared an aversion for.

Other farting sounds were named after companies Musk has founded or products unveiled by his startups. This includes the Boring Fart (a reference to The Boring Company), Neurastink (in honor of neurotechnology company Neuralink). The Falcon Heavy farting sound is obviously in honor of SpaceX’s Falcon rockets.

The fart noises in the Tesla cars, however, do not produce a smell. Yet. But Jeff Bezos is definitely feeling the stink with the latest Musk burn.

Elon Musk SLAMMED for response to ‘dangerous’ video of couple having sex in Tesla

Elon Musk SLAMMED for response to ‘dangerous’ video of couple having sex in … However, it seems that despite this, the firm’s CEO, Elon Musk , was …

Last week, a raunchy video was uploaded to PornHub , showing a couple having sex in a moving Tesla car while it was on Autopilot mode.

The video is of pornstar Taylor Jackson and her boyfriend, and has already garnered over 2 million views on the porn site.

Tesla explicitly states that Autopilot mode ‘does not make the vehicle autonomous’, and that drivers should keep two hands on the wheel at all times.

However, it seems that despite this, the firm’s CEO, Elon Musk , was unfazed by the video.

Musk took to Twitter to respond to the clip, and was very blasé about the footage.

He wrote: “Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined. Shoulda seen it coming …”

Unsurprisingly, many Tesla fans are unimpressed by Musk’s response to the video – which could have ended in disaster.

One user replied: “This is dangerous…please all kidding aside, be clear about dangers.”

The Tesla Model S version 7.0 software update containing Autopilot features
The Tesla Model S version 7.0 software update containing Autopilot features (Image: REUTERS/Beck Diefenbach)

Another added: “There was a story where a driver using ‘auto pilot’ decided to look down to text.

“Guess what happened next? Yup – she KILLED someone.”

This isn’t the first time that a video of someone in a dangerous situation in a Tesla has hit the headlines.

This year alone, several videos have been posted of drivers asleep at the wheel of their Tesla car while it’s in Autopilot mode.

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TESLA boss Elon Musk has responded to a dangerous porn clip in which a couple risk their lives by having sex in one of his firm’s self-driving cars.

TESLA boss Elon Musk has responded to a dangerous porn clip in which a couple risk their lives by having sex in one of his firm’s self-driving cars.

The smutty video was posted to a major adult site last week and shows porn star Taylor Jackson, 19, and her boyfriend getting it on in the front seat of their Tesla as it steers itself at high speed down a US highway.

 Elon Musk has responded to a reckless couple who bumped uglies in a Tesla as it drove itself down a motorway

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Elon Musk has responded to a reckless couple who bumped uglies in a Tesla as it drove itself down a motorway

The stunt flagrantly ignored Tesla’s strict rules for its “Autopilot mode”, which allows its electric cars to steer and brake for you.

The firm urges drivers to keep both hands on the wheel at all times in case things go wrong – though CEO Musk, 47, seems to have his own ideas.

In response to Taylor’s filthy clip, the eccentric billionaire tweeted: “Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined.”

He added: “Shoulda seen it coming …”

 The smutty video shows porn star Taylor Jackson, 19, and her boyfriend getting it on in the front seat of their Tesla as it steers itself at high speed down a motorway

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The smutty video shows porn star Taylor Jackson, 19, and her boyfriend getting it on in the front seat of their Tesla as it steers itself at high speed down a motorway
 Tesla boss Elon Musk is known for his carefree, and at times irresponsible, attitude to Twitter

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Tesla boss Elon Musk is known for his carefree, and at times irresponsible, attitude to Twitter

The raunchy video has garnered 2million views since it was uploaded to adult site PornHub last week.

In the clip, the Taylor and her boyfriend, who live in Los Angeles, California, get hot and heavy for ten minutes while their £75,000 Tesla Model X careens past people’s homes on autopilot mode.

Musk’s failure to condemn the rompers for their high-speed antics was branded “irresponsible” by some fans.

One tweeter wrote: “This is dangerous … All kidding aside, be clear about the dangers.”

Another reminded the billionaire, whose tweets have landed him in hot water in the past, of deaths caused by inattention while using Autopilot.

“There was a story where a driver using ‘auto pilot’ decided to look down to text,” they tweeted.

“Guess what happened next? Yup – she KILLED someone.”

Musk’s comments follow a tricky 12 months for the business mogul in which his Twitter antics have landed him with dozens of controversies and a $20million lawsuit from the SEC.

 Amateur porn star Taylor Jackson is based in Los Angeles, California

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Amateur porn star Taylor Jackson is based in Los Angeles, California
 Not all of Elon's followers were happy with his tweets

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Not all of Elon’s followers were happy with his tweets

The South African is currently facing a defamation case after he famously called a hero British diver who helped rescue children from a flooded cave in Thailand a “pedo guy” on Twitter.

Tesla has not yet released an official statement on Taylor’s raunchy video.

Taylor explained why she recorded the clip in an interview last week.

“Earlier this year I was on a road trip with my boyfriend and he asked me to have sex with him while driving,” she told The Register.

 The billionaire was urged to be more careful about how dangerous the stunt was

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The billionaire was urged to be more careful about how dangerous the stunt was

“We both thought it was hot and joked about doing it again and putting it on PornHub. We thought someone had to have done it before so we looked it up, but we couldn’t find a single video.

“A few weeks later I signed up for a PornHub account and this video was one of the first few videos I made.”

However, the amateur star warned the risky romp almost cost her and her boyfriend their lives.

“I have experienced Autopilot a lot so I did feel safe,” she said.

“Most of the highway we were on was straight. We did have one scare where I hit the steering wheel and knocked it out of Autopilot mode.

“I wouldn’t recommend it since it is dangerous.”

 The clip even made it to PornHub's official Instagram account

The clip even made it to PornHub’s official Instagram account
 The Tesla Model X can drive itself when switched to "autopilot" mode

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The Tesla Model X can drive itself when switched to “autopilot” mode

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In other Tesla news, Musk recently revealed he expects Tesla cars to go “fully driverless” by 2020.

Driverless cars are being retrained to be more like humans after becoming ‘overly cautious’.

A terrifying video released last month showed a Model S erupting in a huge ball of fire in an underground car park in China.

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A Los Angeles adult film performer and her boyfriend found a perhaps predictable way to use their time while riding in a Tesla on Autopilot mode last week — and their online post drew the attention of Tesla CEO Elon Musk.

The couple was on a road trip when they talked about having sex while using the car’s semi-autonomous feature, Taylor Jackson told Business Insider. After the tryst, Jackson posted a video of her and her boyfriend performing various sex acts inside the moving electric vehicle and uploaded it to adult website PornHub.

“Holy s—, I made @Tesla the #1 search on Pornhub,” Jackson wrote on Twitter. She also tagged Musk on the post.

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Taylor Jackson posted a video of her and her boyfriend performing sex acts in a Tesla on Autopilot.

Taylor Jackson posted a video of her and her boyfriend performing sex acts in a Tesla on Autopilot. (Taylor Jackson / Twitter)

The website tweeted back, saying: “Reporting you to Elon for not having two hands on the wheel with the autopilot enabled. #phworthy.”

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Musk made light of the incident in a series of tweets Thursday.

“Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined,” he posted.

Minutes later, he addressed the video again.

“Shoulda seen it coming …,” he tweeted.

Jackson said she bumped the steering wheel during the escapade and knocked it out of Autopilot.

“It was mainly a straight road, but it had a lot of traffic,” she told the news website. “We had a lot of cars driving by us.”

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While the Autopilot system can steer a Tesla within a highway lane without driver input for extended periods, the feature still requires “active driver supervision,” according to Tesla.

Jackson said the feedback from the video has been mostly positive.

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“Looking at it now, I feel we could’ve made it better,” she said. “Maybe we will make another one.”

This story has been updated to clarify the capabilities of the Autopilot system

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Last week, a couple had sex in a moving Tesla which was on Autopilot, and they uploaded it to Pornhub. Elon Musk, Tesla’s founder, responded to the …

Elon Musk has responded to the porn film a couple uploaded to Pornhub last week, which shows them having sex in a moving Tesla vehicle on Autopilot.

While not referencing the video directly, Musk posted on Twitter, “Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined,” adding “shoulda seen it coming …”

A follower replied to the tweets, saying “Tesla is S3XY after all,” to which Musk said: “Basically begging for it.”

When another asked whether there were still plans to drive from New York City to LA on full Autopilot, Musk joked how that journey would have “a different age rating.”

“We could have gamed an LA/NY Autopilot journey last year, but when we do it this year, everyone with Tesla Full Self-Driving will be able to do it too,” he said, more seriously.

Last week, Taylor Jackson, an adult entertainer, and her boyfriend filmed themselves having sex in a moving Tesla and uploaded it to the adult website PornHub.

Tesla’s Autopilot isn’t a fully driverless system yet, and the company’s website states that the driver should still have their hands on the wheel and be “prepared to take over at any time.”

Jackson told INSIDER she wasn’t afraid, however, although she did bump the steering wheel and knock the car out of Autopilot at one point in the video.

“It was mainly a straight road, but it had a lot of traffic,” she said. “We had a lot of cars driving by us.”

Read more: Why Mercedes plans to let its self-driving cars kill pedestrians in dicey situations

Taylor Jackson and her boyfriend filmed themselves having sex in a moving Tesla.
Taylor Jackson

Tesla hasn’t commented publicly on the video yet, but it’s unlikely to condone such behavior, or make light of it like it’s CEO Musk. Tesla is involved in legal proceedings relating to the safety of the Autopilot feature.

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An Apple engineer called Walter Huang died in March 2018 when his Tesla Model X crashed on a California highway. His family is suing Tesla, because the car was in Autopilot when it crashed. The suit alleges Autopilot is “defective in its design.”

In a blog published by Tesla shortly afterwards, the company stated Huang “received several visual and one audible hands-on warning earlier in the drive,” to remind him to put his hands back on the wheel.

Musk recently said in an interview that Tesla’ Autopilot could be safe for people to drive hands-free by the end of this year.

INSIDER has contacted Tesla for comment.

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